Best Newcomer: Berni BBZ
Best Poster: Eh
Funniest TSer: Markeh /controversy
Cleverest TSer: I can only think of people who try to be.
Maddest TSer: Heather
Most Annoying TSer: Aimee24
Favourite TSer: Yes, I have several
Biggest Spammer/Most irrelevant poster: Chicka and Dave are pretty good at it.
Most Interesting Poster: Kerry
Best Forum: Random
Best Thread: Cleavage thread (thx Cai!)
Most HelpfullTSer: Dave
Happiest TSer: Umm, Ernie?
Friendliest TSer: Rosie
Most Miserable TSer: One Arm Kill
Prettiest/Most Handsome TSer: Hepface/Mo


TSer you would most like to...

Meet: I'd like to meat a lot of people
Slap: All those asses, so little time
Buy A Pint: Ben
Be Stranded On A Desert Island With: Matty for food
Get A Call From: Samba making me ruler of Teensay
Smooch: Jade's lipgloss ftw
Tell What You Really Think Of Them: Nobody =|
Stay In Contact With: Que sera, sera

Subject to change, especially the ones I couldn't answer properly.