tv went funny = Bad television reception.

then speakers kept going on and of and so did the screan = Faulty plugs and cables?

it then went back to the tv on channel get this 666 = Random channel selection on startup after aforementioned faulty TV went off and on.

then all i could hear was wierd noises = Crackling noise from bad reception or plugs?

then earlier i was playing guitar all the strings went wierd = I used to use that excuse when I played guitar; easier than admitting you sucked.

the d was tuned perfectly
next min
it sounds fucking wierd
not even a guitar noise = perhaps the string is just really loose? In need of a new one maybe?

then i switched to me electro acoustic
the amp kept making wierd noises = A faulty amp this time, jesus!


Hmm the smell of insence = Your mom bought a new plug-in air freshener but didn't tell you?

and my dog kept on barking and whinging = It just wanted to go outside for a piss!

All the rest you just made up. I mean who's mirrors turn red?! I'd be right on the phone to the people who I bought my mirrors from!

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