I'm going to tell you about my birthday, cos I'm bored
I spent all this morning at my mum's work. Then I went to the shops with my mum and my aunty and my sisters. Later I'm going to have a cake my mum made for tea. Then we're going for a walk. I got a fountain pen, a book, and £10 from my grandpa.
I'm an extremely exciting person
And you wish you were me.

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