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27-06-2007, 12:32 PM
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Help! =[
I applied for a performing arts course in College and got a letter in today.
I need to take one viable monologue with approx 1 min duration. Any ideas what i could use? Please?
16 bars of a song with music sheet? I don't have any music sheets and i don't know any songs and i can't fucking sing.
I have to dance to - i can't dance.
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Help though. Please.
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27-06-2007, 01:40 PM
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Why did you apply if you can't sing or dance?
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27-06-2007, 02:35 PM
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IDK.
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"I killed a mirror.
And my shower door."
"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."
"Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal. "
"GoodmorningStarshine...Theearthsayshello!"
"And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off."
"In Omnia Paratus - "Prepared for all things!"
"You Jump I Jump Jack!"
Last edited by Brian; 27-06-2007 at 09:39 PM.
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28-06-2007, 11:24 AM
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So proforming arts was your last resort?
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28-06-2007, 01:52 PM
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No. I wanted the Acting side of things only, but everything involved singing so yeah. I just, i can't sing in front of people and i get really squeaky when I'm nervous.
And i don't know what to sing.
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"I killed a mirror.
And my shower door."
"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."
"Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal. "
"GoodmorningStarshine...Theearthsayshello!"
"And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off."
"In Omnia Paratus - "Prepared for all things!"
"You Jump I Jump Jack!"
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28-06-2007, 02:16 PM
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Yeah you're hardly gunna get it if you can't sing or dance.
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28-06-2007, 05:16 PM
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The only way you will get in if you're bad at singing and dancing is if you ace the drama bit.
Work hard! x
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28-06-2007, 06:51 PM
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Do the MC Hammer dance
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29-06-2007, 04:28 PM
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I didn't have to sing, stupid letter, the little gay guy made the dance up. YaY!
It was really fun but i think i was put in the higher class but because I've only done my standard grades i won't get in, but i'll get the letter out in a week and then i'll see if it's wrong and if it is I'll phone up and hopefully they fix it.
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"I killed a mirror.
And my shower door."
"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."
"Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal. "
"GoodmorningStarshine...Theearthsayshello!"
"And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off."
"In Omnia Paratus - "Prepared for all things!"
"You Jump I Jump Jack!"
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