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Old 18-11-2007, 11:56 PM
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Who is/are/was your favourite(s)?
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Old 19-11-2007, 12:09 AM
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George Carlin, Chris Rock and Jimmy Carr.
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Old 19-11-2007, 12:26 AM
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Paul Merton and Linda Smith.

Oh oh, and of course Fry & Laurie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_yXtaICt3Y :D
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Ricky Gervais
Jimmy Carr
Robin Ince
Bill Bailey
Billy Connolly
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Old 19-11-2007, 01:25 AM
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I'm not seeing much Lee Evans ¬_¬
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Old 19-11-2007, 01:49 AM
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Jimmy Carr
Ricky Gervais
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Old 19-11-2007, 01:54 AM
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I'm not seeing much Lee Evans ¬_¬
'cos he's not that funny. I did get a surprise when I saw him in Mousehunt the other day though.
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Old 19-11-2007, 12:13 PM
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Dave Chappelle
Billy Connolly
Prince Tui Teka (New Zealander, you probably havent heard of him)
Billy T James (same as above)
Dai Henwood

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Lee Evans.
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Old 19-11-2007, 06:05 PM
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I'm not seeing much Lee Evans ¬_¬
Because he's not funny

Eddie Izzard
Russell Brand
Ricky Gervais
Rik Mayall
Graham Norton
Alan Carr
Simon Amstell
And this other man who I can never ever remember the name of but I always find him hilarious, he's on QI sometimes.
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Old 19-11-2007, 06:06 PM
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^ Sean Lock?
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Old 19-11-2007, 06:07 PM
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Nope. He's Irish or probably even Scottish, knowing how good I am at telling where people are from.
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RUSSELL BRAND ISN'T FUNNY.

There's been a lot of Lee Evans on Paramount recently, and his stand up stuff has had me burst out laughing.
I love Jack Dee's depressing sense of humour.
Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins are hilarious on Friday Night Project.. and anywhere else they happen to be.
Frankie Boyle is also very funny.
Simon Amstell and Bill Bailey make Never Mind The Buzzcocks, which I think is the funniest TV show everrrrrr.
I don't really get much from Harry Hill's stand up, but TV Burp always has me in stitches.

Can't stand Ricky Gervais at all.
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Old 19-11-2007, 06:28 PM
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Whatt? Ponderland was the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life. And his standup always has me in hysterics.
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Old 19-11-2007, 06:30 PM
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Frankie Boyle
Paul Merton
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Old 19-11-2007, 06:43 PM
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Frrh, that's him. I just googled him. Although I don't know why I remember him as being ginger.
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Whatt? Ponderland was the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life. And his standup always has me in hysterics.
Yeh I liked Ponderland too.
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Yeh I liked Ponderland too.
I still laugh when I think about the man who went down a river shooting rats in a tin bath.
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Frrh, that's him. I just googled him. Although I don't know why I remember him as being ginger.
or Irish.
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I love Lee Evans. I also like a lot of the old Jasper Carrott stand-up. I adore Bill Bailey, particularly in Part-Troll and QI. Stephen Fry is also a comedy god.
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RUSSELL BRAND ISN'T FUNNY.
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Stephen Fry, he's great. Particularly when he was in Bones last season.
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AL MURRAY

and Lee Evans is also hilarious.

And CHUBBEH BROWN