Dream did you last have, or what dream can you recall..?

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it was about sexing this guy and then telling my mate how gutted i was coz now i couldn't fuck his brother even tho ive been planning on fucking his brother since i was like 14 but now he's come on the scene and yea.

this is real life. but i dreamt about it.

edit: oh i havent fucked either of them tho, that part was a dream!

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That Ned from neighbours was my bf

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it had something to do with snakes thats all i remember

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I had a sexual, and yet sensual dream..
I was in this place, and I was in a pool with a boy, but there was a red good pool, like tiled red..and a bad pool with black tiles? and when I went in the pool, it would steam against my skin, and I was always laughing and kissing some boy, then I was at the hairdressers with long hair, but idk it was really weird.

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I was at an old-fashioned seaside town and I was trying to get to the railway station, but went too far and ended up bumping into Bertie Wooster and Jeeves. It was very sepia-coloured, too.

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Mark says:
the guy was sick
Mark says:
then his mam died
Mark says:
the bitch.

how can it be real life if you haven't shagged either of them? that defeats the point of the dream being real at all?

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and they're running through the clouds without you

no i mean ive been pulling this lad, who i really like, but i recently found out that i have been pulling his brother since i was at school, but never actually fucked him, 'cause i don't sleep with people that just want sex lol. so now i have to stop pulling one or the other or both. :$

by pulling i mean snogging, dancing, groping etc lol.

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I was at school and I was going to get the bus, and I took a wrong turn and just sat on the steps and started reading a book, then my form tutor/art teacher came over and sat behind me and started to massage my face and talk about 'my perfectly plucked eyebrows' and how lovely they were. He was wearing like...clingfilm gloves on his hands too. Then he came and sat infront of me and started talking about my camera and he asked to borrow it and I said sure and then I went to get my bus.
By now it had got really dark and I went into the bus bays and all the people from my bus were still there but this huge lorry/bus thing just pulled forward and smacked right into me, I got really annoyed and went and stood out of the way. I don't remember anything after that until I got into school the next day and started to tell people about what had happened.

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Yeah, it was the same with the bus stop thingy last night, it looked a little different and had loads of street lamps.

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Me and all my friends went round a mates new flat and he held all of us hostage, we managed to like knock him out with this machine he had created to kill us and me and my friend April escaped and came back to get everyone one be one. There were people there I haven't seen for about 5years.

This was really strange though because it was about one of my friends who has actually just got a flat in life. I always have strange dreams when I'm ill.

This might sound like I'm making it up, but I'm not. I had a dream last night of being chased/taunted by Micheal Jackson whos face was blue/grey and almost like a skull, I guess that could be from Thriller or maybe because his face is very thin. Well in fact I had a few dreams, but this one stands out!

I've had a dream about Michael Jackson in Thriller before. We were walking up this path and he suddenly began turning into a werewolf and I tried to run away but he grabbed my legs and pulled me towards him. I don't know whether he was going to kill me (or touch me, ha) but I woke up at that point.

The weird thing is though, I was only around 6 years old when I had that dream, and I was a girl with long, white hair in it. Strange.

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I dream't this little curl with blonde curly hair tried to kill me last night. And she was on a leash.... <.< Honestly scared me.

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Simply knowing you exist aint good enough for me, but asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate.
Seen as i cant, even say hi
When you walk by
And that time you shook my hand it felt so nice,
I swear i never felt this way about any other guy
And
I dont usually notice peoples eyes, but ........

My Chemistry teacher had a breakdown infront of all of the year 11s and their parents because her mother was sick. She said the hospital wouldn't let her mother stay there where they could look after her because they thought she was basically a lost cause and thought it was wrong that Dr McNaught (teacher) was keeping her alive with tablets and stuff because she was in pain and they'd just have let her die in peace. Dr McNaught was keeping her alive with her own medicines that she'd made out of the chemicals from school because she's really smart, and she was being sick all night and had really bad diorrhea so Dr McNaught was all tired and crying and screaming at us all because she had to stay up all night to clean her up and was saying that we were ungreatful and didn't know how lucky we were.
Everyone was just sitting there and staring at her and I was like 'FFS is nobody going to sort her out?' so I had to get up and lead her out of the hall to another room where she could calm down.

This is all actually true (apart from the home-made tablets and that the hospital wont look after her), she basically had a mini-breakdown a month or so ago about this in one of our Chemistry lessons because these lads were being twats and wouldn't shut the fuck up and she got all stressed because she was tired and sad and stuff.

That i was kidnapped with my friend, i can't really remember too much, but they wanted to go after my boyfriend, and all i remember is crying and begging them not to hurt him =/

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Jack

The weirdest dream last night...

I found myself in a place called Louth. However i'm sure i've never visited Louth, but my dream somehow said it was.
I was walking around, then a line of a few new double-decker busses were waiting, so I thought, I dunno how to get back home, I will get one of these because they will all return to the bus station where hopefully I can get back home. They also said Free on them.
But when I went to get on one, they all drove away empty.

I then blacked out.
I now seemed to visit a frozen food shop, something like Iceland. In there was someone from school I didn't like, but I can't remember who it was, and my old R.E. teacher from school that left.
I saw them, then did a loop round the store and ended up at a Ben & Jerry's counter.
I said that I only wanted a small tub of ice cream to the girl behind the counter, but she gave me a huge tub that cost lots, and I said to her "I only wanted a small tub, I can't afford this". Then she glared at me.

I then blacked out once again and found myself in a cross between college and school.
My old R.E. teacher from school was there and was around, so I asked him to sign my timesheet for my EMA like I do at college, but I looked and looked around for my timesheet and I couldn't find it anywhere. The teacher was very understanding, and one of my mates from college that's usually impatient was waiting happily too.

Then I woke up.

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I was asleep and dreaming that my alarm was going off, but it wasn't, it was my dad ringing me

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Probably caus you were being a lazy cunt sleeping in late.

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No! It was only 11am! I had to go down town to get my new phone :]

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Well that was a waste of time caus it's shit

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It's not it's fucking amazing! Srsly! Go to a phone shop ask for a demo

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