Does anyone know what this could be?

I've felt so shit for the past couple of days and I go on holiday next satuday =/
- Chest infection
- I've had conjunctivitus for like 3 weeks now
- I cant get out of bed 'cus I feel as though I'm gonna faint
- Constantly feel sick - been sick once
- Behind my one ear the bone thing or whatever is all swollen
- I'm lay in bed all wrapped up but dithering I'm that cold
- My lips are swollen
- My nipples are so fucking sore and sensitive
- I can't keep my eyes open 'cus my head pounds but I can't sleep either
- Temperature
I can't think of anything else atm, I just seriously cannot get out of bed, my mate keeps telling me to go primary care or doctors in the morning but I just can't move :'(