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Old 09-09-2006, 01:55 PM
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS TO BUY IN SEPTEMBER
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:26 PM
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^ ARGH I KNOW!!!! I just don't bother anymore, i'm a great friend...

Why the fuck can't i sleep properly lately??
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:27 PM
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fucking cunt, hope he dies.
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:28 PM
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Swish swish swish. o_o
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:39 PM
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FUCKING TEXT ME YOU BASTARD FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AACE
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:48 PM
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I really like it when i strech, it's kinda refreshing.
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:58 PM
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Why does mash make me gag?
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:00 PM
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she is fucking sexy.
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:01 PM
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Thank you

Lol joking.

Why does my left foot get pins and needles first?
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:03 PM
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why can i bend my thumb back at 90 degrees?
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:04 PM
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Why's it called pins and needles, sure that what it feels like, but why isn't it just pins or needles, why does it have to be both.
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:08 PM
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Woah my gf looks buff when chavified. (Not that she usually doesn't)
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:09 PM
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Run Forrest run! Aha Forrest Gump how i love you so.
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:10 PM
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lol, foreskin gump is better.
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:10 PM
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lol, foreskin gump is better.
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:12 PM
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Why has doggy stopped running! Fucking bastard, i must shoot you know, and hopefully your brain, if infact you have one, will splatter all over Ts, and Ben will have to mop it all up, and i will just stand laughing, laughing a your dead body just lying there, and then you willmagically come back to lifee and i will wake up.
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"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."

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Old 09-09-2006, 03:14 PM
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oooh?
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:19 PM
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Lol, whoa. Why do birds suddenyl appear.
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"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."

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"GoodmorningStarshine...Theearthsayshello!"

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Old 09-09-2006, 03:20 PM
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i like the simpsons.
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Old 09-09-2006, 03:20 PM
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A new one is on tomorrow.
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"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."

"Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal. "

"GoodmorningStarshine...Theearthsayshello!"

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"You Jump I Jump Jack!"






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Old 09-09-2006, 03:28 PM
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My nose is killing.
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Old 09-09-2006, 04:21 PM
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but what about the childeren, think about them.
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