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Old 15-12-2007, 11:55 PM
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Old 15-12-2007, 11:56 PM
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How much wood could a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood


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Old 15-12-2007, 11:57 PM
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a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:02 AM
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OMG... That has just made my head spin.
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:03 AM
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Looooool wtf is a woodchuck? Like a woodpecker?
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:19 AM
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
If there exists an irresistible force, there is no immovable object, and vice-versa.

hrhr, wiki'd. Reminds me of that augustine of hippo question about whether god could make a rock he couldnt lift.
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:22 AM
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:23 AM
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^ same question as above. the answer incidentally is yes, because if god knew he never was gonna eat it he could make it without a problem (and as he is all powerful he will never change his mind)
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If there exists an irresistible force, there is no immovable object, and vice-versa.

hrhr, wiki'd. Reminds me of that augustine of hippo question about whether god could make a rock he couldnt lift.
YOU ARE WRONG.

The unstoppable force goes through the immovable object.

Like a ghost.

Both the force and the object keep their properties.
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:28 AM
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YOU ARE WRONG.

The unstoppable force goes through the immovable object.

Like a ghost.

Both the force and the object keep their properties.
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One criticism of this solution is that it violates the object's immovability, if it is accepted that part of the object must move out of the way of the unstoppable force. An explanation which seeks to allay this criticism is as follows: Since the 2 objects directly contradict each other's existence, they can not exist at the same time. Thus each object is slightly out of phase of each other. Though it seems the unstoppable force passes through the immovable object, they do not make physical contact.
Neither of the above is a real solution, as the question is "What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?" (where "meets" is understood to mean "collides with", perhaps the only definition which yields an interesting question).
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:30 AM
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:31 AM
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Old 16-12-2007, 12:32 AM
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