I have lost my driving licence (as in mislaid it, not had it taken off me for being a shit driver!

) and I'm trying to get a new one. Anyway the DVLA website is sooooo stupid. I've ticked a box to say that I've lost it and then it's making me tick another box saying that I will return my licence cut in two to the DVLA.
YES GREAT IDEA. I'm trying to replace the one that I've lost, so I know, I'll send you the one that I've lost so I can get a new one. Arrrrrgh. Wtf. *hides*