My mum is such a crank

Seriously...She makes out "OHH I COME HOME FROM WORK TO DO THIS THIS AND THIS"

But for the past 2 weeks!! she has made me clean the whole house, and do all the dishes..which are usually over flowing and disgusting!!

So today I said I wasn't doing them, DRIED GRAVY ROAST DINNER PLATES NO THANKS.

and now, because I am not doing them. Shes certainly not.

Result. Dishes are going in the bin.

Its basically blackmail.
I have two brothers,

but no. Thomas because hes Eleven he must be incapable to use a sponge and fairy liquid

and Chris..he has a job..hes too tired, instead he will smoke his skunk all night and eat the houses contents.

I did them all yesterday at like 11am so she could do her fucking roast dinner

I DON'T EVEN GET WHERE THE DISHES COME FROM

Half of you will be like "give her a break, shes your mum.."
Assadaa will probably say something remotely sarcastic

but its not fair that I should have to do everything all the time.

I just want to come home and relax.

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It doesn't even sound as bad as it is, but since she split up with my dad [2 years ago!!] I got this hell loada chores outta no where.. JUST ME.

And they have always been bad..but this takes the piss.

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invest in a dishwasher?


lol oj.
i feel sorry for you
ive never done the dishes in my life.
i just reload and unload the dishwasher for a surprise for my mum sometimes

theres no way to get outta owt like that really..
my mates exactly the same sometimes it pisses her off so much when her dad asks her to wash up she bursts into tears!! lol

you should just wash your own dish that you ate off and say 'yeah i've done the dishes' thats what i'd do lmao
its a bit stupid that your older brother doesn't have to wash any tho?

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and they're running through the clouds without you

I seriously wish we had one!!

Its just !! so frustrating

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You wash, Thomas dries. Simple.

Besides, weren't you complaining about always being bored the other day, Michelle? At least you'll have something to do now!

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Mark says:
the guy was sick
Mark says:
then his mam died
Mark says:
the bitch.

Yes because washing disgusting dishes, eurgh..Is my idea of entertainment. yup.
&& THOMAS IS A LAZY BRAT WHO DOESN'T DO ANYTHING HE SITS STARING AT THE TV WHEN I TELL HIM TO TIDY UP FOR 2 WHOLE HOURS. AND COME DOWN AND HE HASN'T MOVED. THEN HE SAYS "stop telling me what to do then and I'll do it..go away and I'll do it" AND HE DOESN'T

And

I
DONT
WANT
TO
WASH
THE
DISHES
EVER
:]

I couldn't care less if he dried them to be honestt..

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I know it's manky, but do something to make it better like listening to music and dancing round like a prat whilst you're doing it.

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Mark says:
the guy was sick
Mark says:
then his mam died
Mark says:
the bitch.

No I can't bare it at all. I would rather go smash the dishes over my head.

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^ Yeah thats a good idea! I'd listen to my ipod..
I really wouldn't be able to stand washing dishes that hand loads of manky shit crusty food on them tho ERGHHH.

edit : nooo i was meant to do that under kirsties post lol.

i'd just talk to your mum about it

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and they're running through the clouds without you

Lmaoo I got it

At least you understand where I am coming from Viki (Y)
Kirstie my mum can dance around doing the dishes bahaha.

She just told me on MSN to go and do them bahaha

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You could just put some boiling hot water in the sink and loads of dishwashing shit and leave em to soak for ages and then it'll be easier to wash them later

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and they're running through the clouds without you

Buy these. Zsa Zsa Rubber Gloves - zebra print! by Kitch 'n' Slink They'd make anything fun.

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Mark says:
the guy was sick
Mark says:
then his mam died
Mark says:
the bitch.

Supposeeee. I am weird when I was dishes, I don't like hot water , and I hate getting my hands wet in the sink and I get really moody and slam them all, and I just sound like a brat now.

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The fluff might get wet.

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Lmao.

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and they're running through the clouds without you

Personally, I think you should pour yourself a large glass of 'get off your ass and do some work juice' juice.

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Ye lol, she won't stop going on at you until you get a job Mich :] Look at it from her point of view, she (works?) all day then comes home to a load more work, even you said your self 'I just want to come home and relax'

You aint got a problem with washing your face that's just as manky.




























joke

LMAO

I don't do an awful lot round the house nowadays, I keep my own room clean but that's about it. I should do a lot more though, and I feel guilt for being a lazy ass.

HOWEVER, when my mum used to work I used to clean the whole flat for her, do all the dishes and then go and meet her to walk home with her. Yeah, your brothers should help, but you'll learn in life, MEN are lazy bastards and as soon as you mention cleaning, you won't see them for dust. You just gotta get on with it.

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