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22-08-2008, 04:49 PM
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some serious advice needed
Hey!
I had no id where to ask this so i hope someone can give me some descend advice.
I have this really complicated problem with my niece.
She often sleeps over and we are like sisters.
A week ago while I was at the shower my little brother banged on the door screaming that my niece tried to break his dinosaur toy by riding on top of it.
At first I didn’t believe him so I told him to shut up but while my niece was at the shower he kept complaining that she pooped on his dinosaur.
I mean I was laughing my own but of until I smelled it my self.
She told me she was just teasing him by pretending that she going to ride it so I believed her.
But yesterday the dinosaur toy was broken and it had the same smell on it as the last time.
According to my brother he didn’t do it and somehow I believe him.
As crazy as it may sound I think its broken because my niece tried to masturbate on it.
I mean the smell and all?
It’s a battery powered dinosaur about 25” that is able to walk by it self and it vibrates like crazy so maybe she liked the feeling of it.
There are some things I don’t understand though. Like how could she not notes she’s way too heavy for it? I mean its just a toy not even a ride on. Like its suppose to carry a 14 yo girl .
And why does it smell like poo? Wouldn’t it smell like something else if she masturbated on it?
I mean I have to be sure about this before I am about to ask her?
And if my parents buy a new one how can be sure she wont try it again?
I feel really bad about my brother getting the blame because it was an expensive toy and he is not getting a new one.
Plus I feel really uncomfortable around my niece now.
I know I should ask her about it but I didn’t actually see her doing it.
Some advice would be really welcome.
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22-08-2008, 07:23 PM
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So basically you're saying that your niece put your little brother's dinosaur up her arse?
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22-08-2008, 08:46 PM
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Isaid it smelled like poo and she according my brother she was sitting/riding on top of it? i didnt ask my brother if she was naked and im not going to eigther.
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22-08-2008, 09:31 PM
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Isaid it smelled like poo and she according my brother she was sitting/riding on top of it? i didnt ask my brother if she was naked and im not going to eigther.
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Generally if it smells of shit, its been near shit...
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23-08-2008, 12:00 AM
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This is clearly a family incest story in the making.
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03-09-2008, 02:35 PM
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Erm.....does this 14 yr old know what masturbation is? have u talked to her? has she done it before???
but again ERM....foncused?
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03-09-2008, 10:32 PM
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You smelt it the first time, and it smelt like shit, then you kept it, and smelt it again?
pmsl
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03-09-2008, 11:58 PM
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Must be a fetish.
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04-09-2008, 01:25 PM
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To be fair you lot are horrible F*ckers. If this is true and she really needed advice..how nasty is that. i Havent got any advice but atleast i aint rippin into her because of it.
Horrible B*stards
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04-09-2008, 03:37 PM
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Never take anything seriously on the Internet.
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04-09-2008, 06:49 PM
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And u Think Im gunna take ur advice on that? what a 19 year old male that has high status on teensay! ooooo big man now u should be proud!
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04-09-2008, 07:10 PM
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You really do take things too seriously. Im sorry but the fact that she keeps smelling the toy her sister is putting up her bum is very funny to me.
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04-09-2008, 09:35 PM
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that is the funniest thing ever.
except i think if it happened to me i'd die. and do that really annoying nervous laughter for an hour.
but seriously, burn everything it's touched.
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04-09-2008, 10:53 PM
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Quote:
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And u Think Im gunna take ur advice on that? what a 19 year old male that has high status on teensay! ooooo big man now u should be proud!
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You tell me that I have no social life, when you come here and expect everything to be real on what is a network full of people around the world that you don't know?
Cool. Tbh, I don't have much of a high status.
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05-09-2008, 10:59 PM
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no seriously guys it is serious.....she needed help and you all judged her and took the piss outta her....i mean how would you feel if it happened to you....and you needed the advice....
all i can suggest honey is that....u confront her....otherwise you'll get no where.
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